Branded, Personally

I've been doing a lot of work for a marketing firm, and what with looking forward to my study of marketing and business, I've been reading up on all the trends.

My favorite has got to be personal branding.

Of course that's my favorite, because it brings the whole academic study back to ME. The funniest part is that I may be simultaneously the most self-conscious, and yet least conscious-of-self person you could ever meet. If I saw myself across a crowded plaza, I may not recognize myself.

I honestly cannot tell you what color my hair is at this moment. Oh, sure, I can tell you what the box said when I bought the hair color a couple months ago, but I do not know what I look like today. I can't even remember what I wore to work today.

I am Laura Bennett's worst nightmare.

But no more. Starting today, I am revamping Brand Me. It's an all new era. Here are the taglines I'm pitching myself:

Bettie Bookish - HysteRectified

It's All About Giving a Crap!

Hip

Hip-Deep in Self-Loathing

More Sober Than Lohan

Who left a potato under the sofa? (This may actually be more of a positioning statement than a tagline, but whatevs.)

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Ann Taylor Is My Co-Pilot

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[lila]

Dear Bettie (TM),

We can't wait to see you all soon. It's been too long.

Are the leaves starting to change in CNY yet? I saw a single maple branch with orange leaves on my drive back from campus today.